Hello ! :)
I'm horrible at this blog business and apparently the balloon business too, but that will be explained later on ! Sorry for not posting obviously I was occupied with other things, (Ahem stickam, myspace.. you know the deal.)
In french, my presence was graced with the ever so tall Cam-er-ron (yes folks, that is how you pronounce it according to the midge). He was quite entertaining I'm not going to lie. He was sending hint after hint to send a message across. (Who know's what that was.. ) The last hint was a "good and nice hint" a "COMPLEHINT" (He's a comedian, I know). Then I was suggesting to submit that to urbandictionary.com it'd look something like this :
Com-pleh-hint: (n.) A junction relating the words hint and complement to form a new diction in a manner to suggest a nice hint.
Of course our conversation hadn't ended there, when I suggested an "Hintsult" (No definition given).
Today being the first day of the rest of my life (OH, the cliches of the world) , I learnt that I do not have any future in the balloon business. Why you may ask yourselves? WELL, today I spent my time blowing up balloons with Cory and Kendra. Amusing yes, but tedious another big one too. Cory blew up a balloon on his own and then sucked in his air from the balloon he had just blown up. He put on a sad face and realized it wasn't helium. No shit it wasn't helium he had just blown it up himself! HILARIOUS! I suck at tieing the balloons and putting them on their white sticked companions, but I was good at the blowing part. HAH PUN not intended.
In other news, Kendra got her finger bitten by an old woman and needed immediate medical care, thank god(no blasphemy intended) we were in an old folks home! I'm just kidding about the bite part but she did blister her finger and was rushed with like 10 nurses haha.
Oh well,
I'm done now.
I'm exhausted and my mood is quite pleasant :D
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hey Valentines' day tomorrow
best day for a single gal
keepplivinglikethugs,
Jesslevy
x
PS; That was a complehint.
About Me
- Optimistic Cynicism
- Sup, I'm JessLevy, I'm the belligerent skeptic and the sarcastic bitch. I'm the optimistic cynic, probably one of the few in the world. I'm the dreaming realist. I'm a hypocrite, but my bet is that you are too; Why refute the truth? I'm the queen of excuses but that's because practice makes perfect. We say a lot of things we don't mean, but hey who has the right to complain? I have a love affair with words and no, i'm not going to tell you music equals life, but in a list, it's right under breathing. It's hard not to believe that lust is today's love. Bliss is a complicated kindness we all seek, ignorance being a manner I despise. Why is it easier to picture our own dystopia rather than our utopia? There are things in life I believe we shouldn't be exposed to but there's no gain in being naive. Nostalgia's the nicest bitch you'll ever come across, and she visits often so it seems. Perfection is difference, and embrace change, it's not always the villain. We all have a story, I just don't want mine narrated to me. Don't like it, sucks to be you. I'm no superbeing, but you're free to believe whatever you'd like to. Oh yeah, and I don't write about me's.
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